i saw this card at a $2 store and im not sure what it means but i feel inspired.
The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.
an alternate universe where the ONLY form of communication is yodeling
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a couple millennia
OH LOOK. METATRON MADE A POST
“Metratron” has replaced “Satan” on this website so quickly
Satan was at least charming
Metatron should have picked a better looking vessel
Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
we all know his first name is Eugene
Juicifer. Holy fucking shit.
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
Today has been great. We can all go to bed, the day is finished.
Behind the Scenes ‘Nightmare in Silver’
I think I found this a lot funnier than I should’ve!